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Tea Parties, Colds, and Hangovers

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 7:49 PM
  • Mood: Shitty
  • Listening to: King Nothing-Metallica
  • Reading: Text book (homework again... *sigh*)
  • Eating: Spiced Tea
Hey, everyone. Well... I shall tell you all of my awesome Halloween.

On Friday, I went to school dressed as the gothic version of the Mad Hatter (one of the awesome peoples in Wonderland XD ). I was very disappointed in other students as not many of them dressed up. My friend :iconneon-tetra: was going to be Alice, but a seam ripped so she had to fix it later. We did find two other Alices at school though (one of which I had a "You!" *she points* "You!" *I point* conversation going on, the other was wearing a slutty Alice version. XP) My other friend :iconvessibare: was the Cheshire Cat, but eaven cooler 'cuz she was black and red. (My idea!) :iconhawpaw: is our March Hare, but she unfortunately does not go to our school anymore, but she was with us in spirit! :iconfinallyplz: I had a lot of people compliment my costume (or my boots even my AP teacher thought they were "kickin' boots") I got candy and money for dressing up and a few people that wanted to take my picture with them. :iconhappytearsplz: I EVEN FOUND A HOBO AT SCHOOL!!

Anyways, I then kidnapped my friend ~Vessibare and snuck her onto my school bus, discreetly... but her tail kept getting in the way and she almost tripped someone and exposed us! Damn tail... I liked pulling it though. She was mad.....I thought it was funny. So she spent the night and we blew eachother up in Halo. The next day my mom brought over ~HawPaw 'cuz I can't drive yet. >XP Then we blew eachother up some more until ~Neon-Tetra arrived then we blew her up too. That night (being Halloween and everything) we dressed up and had a tea party outside and gave out candy. Cheshire said I looked like a dead Mad Hatter 'cuz I had black circles around my eyes and I'm really pale. She did too after I painted on her face. So there! But March Hare and I were gangsters! She had a (toy) AK- 47 and I was the mob boss. (How fitting) We then took Alice Hostage and hand-cuffed her to the table. But she got loose so we then used her as target practice. Cheshire was upset because we made her hand out candy and she does'nt like kids. That was funny. Alice attempted to play solo crochet but failed... The the White Rabbit (my sister) came home with the Queen of Hearts (other sister). Later Alice and Cheshire got into a fight, but I'm going into that. I will try to post our picture of our costumes later)

Unfortunately, Alice and I got sick with the cold. Must've been during the teaparty... BUT I THINK IT WAS WORTH IT!! Even if it does suck. No literally, it sucked all my energy yesterday at school. I didn't have the energy to do anything. Not even poke ~Vessibare, which I always do. Persistently. I guess she figured something was wrong with me when I didn't bother her, she even tried to get me to poke her. Didn't work. I was just too tired (mentally and physically). I'm surprised I got anything done at all. I'm just glad that I didn't have to do much in my classes, I could barely focus as it was. I couldn't tolerate people well. There was a certain someone that bothers my friends and I that I would've seriously broken his fingers if he came close. I'm still sick. Had to stay home, but I have a project presentation that was due today so I'll have to do it tomorrow, I guess if I'm better. I kinda hope I will be. Hate being sick.

I hate November. It being the end of my favorite month (October) and the end of feeling of Halloween that lasts the enitre month just tops it. To me, November is the hangover of Halloween. I know what you're all thinking. You thought I was going to talk about having a hangover myself after reading the title, weren't you? Nope. I might as well be though with how I feel. Stupid November! This month depresses me.

I'm 17, but I Act 25

Thu Oct 29, 2009, 4:54 PM
  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Whiskey Hangover-Godsmack
  • Reading: Text book (homework XP)
  • Playing: With my costume. XD
Okay, first off. The Halloween Count Down Project is a bust because this one (ONE)drawing has taken me the entire month to color. *twitch twicth* Sorry if any of you wanted to see this. I will try this again next year, but this time... I will not use the coloring technique as I did this year.

Next, I have a question for you guys. If you are dressing up, what are you going to be [if you celebrate] Halloween? I am the Mad Hatter. My friends and I are the Wonderland group. Tomorrow at school is going to be interesting. XD

Now, I have stolen this from :iconvampireknightfan: :

[x] You know how to make a cup of coffee/Tea
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a credit card (Does debit count?)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[x] You can vote in an election (Next year I can)
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] You show up for school late a lot (How does this improve your age?)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket (Actually it's a multitude of pens and pencils with the occassional Sharpies.)
[ ] You've never gotten a detention (I had a lot back in 5th grade)
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday (I have done that a few times)
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (Two, it used to be three but I forgot everything in French.)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn (Worst chore ever!)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to (Ha! That's funny.)
[x] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know your usual (I wish.)
[/] Your favorite kind of food is take out (Depends on my mood)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[/] You understand political jokes the first time they are said (Meh.)
[x] You can type pretty quickly

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party (Hated it)
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] You make your bed in the morning (I try.)

TOTAL AGE: 25. Wow.... I'm mature!! Sorta.
*Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)

The Days of Halloween Project

Sun Oct 4, 2009, 7:09 PM
  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Somebody's Watching Me
  • Reading: Text book (homework again)
  • Watching: 31 Days of Halloween
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YAY!!! IT'S OCTOBER!!!! I love October. My favorite month, it is filled with the spirit of Halloween. Now, since Halloween is almost here I got an idea. I want to do a countdown of sorts. On certain days (or each week maybe) I will (try to) have a Halloween picture up until Halloween. Each picture will come with a scary story, whether or not its part of Halloween, but a scary story none-the-less. On Halloween I will have a picture depicting what me and my friends are doing and maybe we will make up a story to go with it. I thought this would be fun and if anyone wants to join in on this just let me know, that's be cool.

NOW LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!!



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Sorry, Just Venting and Wasting Space.

Fri Oct 2, 2009, 6:42 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Love is War- Hatsune Miku(Cover by FYE) [Youtube]
  • Reading: Text book (homework)
  • Watching: Penguins of Madagascar
  • Playing: Stuff on the computer
  • Eating: Some granola bar thing
  • Drinking: Kiwi Strawberry Propel
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...Have you ever had one of those days where you feel pretty numb? Somehow apathetic? A day where you were teasing and laughing only hours before and happy, but then you notice something. You notice something about all of your friends (nothing bad!) and people arouund you that would occassionally pop up in the back of your mind. And the more you notice this you become slightly jealous, but that quickly changes to a slight depression. You ask yourself "Is there something wrong with me?" "Did I do something to cause this?" "What is it about me that provokes this?" "Is there anything I can do to change it?" You feel like something is wrong with you, like maybe there is something missing from you and you can't find it even when you feel it's right in front of you. You ask yourself this so much that you almost start to cry, but still you feel numb and wonder "Am I crying? Why am I crying?" so you push your tears back and just sit there confused. You tell yourself that this doesn't upset you (when you don't feel anything) but part of your mind says that you are and that you should do something to fix this. You don't know what to do or how to undo this so you sit there. Because that is all you can do. Just sit there and wait... for something.


... If you read this just ignore it. Sorry for wasting space with this. I am just venting.



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PPL's Thoughts and Wonderland

Wed Sep 23, 2009, 6:54 PM
  • Mood: Pain
  • Listening to: AudioSlave- Like a Stone
  • Reading: Text book (homework)
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Stolen from =LissyFishy
I saw this and thought that I could try it.

Some peoples thoughts:

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be
going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check
your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself
to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by
randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

-That's enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not
to be friends with?

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know
how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw
it.

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90
minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at
the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and
a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really,
really gets it.

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
finish a text.

- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the
spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

- Was learning cursive really necessary?

- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to
say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
test is absolutely petrifying.

- My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads.
Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired
about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us."
Classy, bro.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all
I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete
idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said
"Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each
other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.

-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.

- I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to
be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an
overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I
do!

- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every
year?

-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would
probably just be completely invisible.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a
problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
productive for the rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want
to have to restart my collection.

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I
did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching
TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me
if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this.
It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room.
Will we still be friends after this?'

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes
to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and
run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she
hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet
stalking.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then
I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed
for pedophiles...

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.

-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to
with it.

-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3
feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the
link takes me to a video instead of text.

-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
drive behind obeys the speed limit.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw
they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about
it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to
require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself.
There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before
dinner.

-Every single time I learn a new word, it seems to appear EVERYWHERE I look. Is it just a coincidence or something else?

-Comedy is all about sex jokes and dirty humor. Not that I'm complaining, but it just seems like a cheap way to get a laugh. I mean, I could shout, "CUNTY VAGINA FACE SPRINKLES!" in your face, and you'd probably laugh, but that didn't require much thought, did it?

-I hate it when I buy something and have to get change back, and then cashier giving me my change puts the receipt in my hand first, then the bills, and then stacks on the coins. It seems organized at first, but it's a pain in the ass to try and put it back into my wallet. Then I get nervous seeing all the people behind me in line giving me the evil eye wanting me to hurry the hell up, so then I just shove my change in my bag or pockets.

Here's some of mine:
-I hate when you are trying to erase something and people start to stare while you yell "WHY WON'T IT WORK?!". Then you realize that you have been trying to erase it using the undo button.

-Have you ever lost a shoe before having to go to something important and you practically turn your room upside down looking for it when you swear that you just saw it? Then you decide "Screw it!" and find a different pair, but when you get back you find your shoe right where you were looking?

-You know about far-sightedness and near-sightedness, right? Does that also apply to hearing? Because I swear that I can hear better far away better than I can than if I were in your face.

-I have learned something about the weather recently. No matter what it does, never, and I mean NEVER yell at it and call it bipolar. You will only make it worse.

-If you have a cat you may know what I mean by this. Cats love to rub up against your legs for attention, espeacially when you're walking, but all they really accomplish is tripping you. I am fairly sure that I hear mine snickering afterwards.

Well, that's all I got. XD
You guys should try it.

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Now, I have decided that this year I am going to make my costume for Halloween. I am going to be the Mad Hatter. 8D My friend ~Neon-Tetra is going to be Alice, my other friend Tralena is going to be the Chesire Cat, and my sister (one of them) is going to be the Queen of Hearts. My youngest sister now wants to be the White Rabbit. She was going to be a good witch, but she said that she felt left out. XD I will eventually post my design for my costume, but I have to scan (and color) it first.

And since I am in such a good mood about Alice in Wonderland, I kinda feel like holding a contest for it, but all I can offer are requests and my drawings aren't really all that great so...:sweatdrop: I don't even know if anyone would want to do it. If anyone does let me know.






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